If God Made Us That Way, We'd All Be Pissin' In Our Faces

I was upstairs when I heard Jack say, "I did it!", which means poo poo in the potty. So I go downstairs and look at him when he says, "I had a little accident". His shirt was soaking wet. I asked him what was on his shirt, and he said pee pee. I asked him how it happened, he wouldn't tell me. I have a pretty good idea.

Bonus - Who knows what movie my title is from?

Epiphany From Endorphins

I was in the middle of my spin class and going up a ridiculous hill, when the instructor yelled out, Earn It!

I heard it - EARN IT!

Things can't be fixed with magic pills. Not weight loss (in my case), not a sedentary life, unhappiness, or the lack of anything. If you want something, new or changed - do it. Work for it. Earn it!

What the heck?? Grace can't go to Preschool because we make too much money? The district here only allows those that make under a certain amount of money to attend the public school preschools. So now I guess I will look into private preschools. And I was so hoping for her to go to the school right down the street, with some of her friends.

I Love Make Believe and Stories

Apparently I missed the ghost that flew by our window, and then the witch and the troll, then aliens and then we were turned into frogs but now we are people again. I missed a lot in the 2 minutes that I was upstairs.