I think I'm gorgeous

Finn and Jack were preparing to scare Aunt Sarah. Jack hid in the corner with a sword and Finn was going to wait by door to distract her. Finn had her glasses on and said this - Wait! I look too cute with my glasses on I have to take them off.
Apparently she was too cute to scare Sarah.

Sniff, Sniff

In our house we say butt burp instead of fart. When Grace was little, one day she said, my butt just burped, and we've used that term ever since. Fast forward to Finnley, every time she passes gas she says, because I just butt burped. She owns it. Today she sat next to me and said 'because I just butt burped.' Then she got up and said, 'I smell it! People say you can't smell your own stink but I can smell mine.' 

She was very happy about that. Maybe a little too happy. 

Thank You For Being A Friend

I have been watching Golden Girls, and the kids have started to watch it with me. I am surprised they actually like it. The other day I was watching it in my room and Jack came running in and said 'I knew I heard Blanche'.
One day, I have a feeling my kids will tell their friends or spouse, I learned about sex from the Golden Girls.
They are a naughty bunch.